New Kid On The Block

So why should you spend your time reading my blog? I'm going to be blunt, brutal and honest. Tell it how it is. One day I might write about my favourite nail polish colour (typical, i know), the next I may write about the Chelsea social scene. Hey, I might even wack in a bit of politics. So there we have it. I might make you think, I may have already put you off. But have a look and judge for yourself and hey and I promise there shall be some pretty pictures.

Wednesday, 27 April 2011

Back With A Bang

Its been a while, but i'm back and with a bang. And so are Wills and Kate apparently.

Crown Jewels- Condoms of Distinction
..If you have now stopped laughing and you have realised how sickening(-ly sweet/awful) they are, you may be needing one of these..


The quickest way to turn any man into a prince and then a nice, tidy solution that saves the carpet for when you're sober.

God Save The Queen.
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